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A guy using a dating app sent a woman an unsolicited dick pic. So the woman found his mom on Facebook and sent it to her.His mom’s going to be especially upset by that mess in his hallway. A guy using the dating app Let’s Date learned an unfortunate lesson in courtship last week, when he sent an unsolicited photo of his penis to a girl who simply wasn’t having it. Tumblr user aheartbeatchanged received the above group of messages from a guy she never met, and proceeded to explain why shoving his genitals into her phone wasn’t the best way to get permission to do the same IRL.    This is why more attention needs to be paid to young boys by America’s English teachers. Not just to teach them the difference between “you’re” and “your,” but if they have a grasp of the language they might be able to use it to send entreaties to women that are slightly more poetic than, “Look. Penis. Want?” This woman chose to bypass the school system, and instead used Facebook to go straight to the source of this guy’s woman problem. In response to a question on her blog, the woman claims she did indeed forward the pic to Trevor’s mom and commented, “Feels good, bro.” You know how to use sharable Facebook data for good, young lady, and the NSA would like to hire you immediately.Via Happy Place

A guy using a dating app sent a woman an unsolicited dick pic. So the woman found his mom on Facebook and sent it to her.

His mom’s going to be especially upset by that mess in his hallway. A guy using the dating app Let’s Date learned an unfortunate lesson in courtship last week, when he sent an unsolicited photo of his penis to a girl who simply wasn’t having it. Tumblr user aheartbeatchanged received the above group of messages from a guy she never met, and proceeded to explain why shoving his genitals into her phone wasn’t the best way to get permission to do the same IRL.    This is why more attention needs to be paid to young boys by America’s English teachers. Not just to teach them the difference between “you’re” and “your,” but if they have a grasp of the language they might be able to use it to send entreaties to women that are slightly more poetic than, “Look. Penis. Want?” This woman chose to bypass the school system, and instead used Facebook to go straight to the source of this guy’s woman problem. In response to a question on her blog, the woman claims she did indeed forward the pic to Trevor’s mom and commented, “Feels good, bro.” You know how to use sharable Facebook data for good, young lady, and the NSA would like to hire you immediately.

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The most inappropriate, bizarre, or borderline hostile Father’s Day promotions.All dad wants is for his kids to realize he’s a sexual human being in need of warming oils and stay-hard lube. With promos like these, that crappy bottle of cologne you buy Dad every year is smelling better and better. Maybe we gravitate toward boring gifts like after-shave and ties because our dads scare us (and occasionally gross us out) and we don’t want to actually get to know them well enough to find out what they want. Father’s Day promos and gift ideas like these really aren’t helping.   No thanks. We took our dad on a father-son all nude ski weekend for Christmas.   Fatherhood neutered you, Dad. It’s only fair that you neuter the cat.   Mom knows about your secret family. Surprise! You should’a seen your face!   That should read “the man who gave birth to your daddy issues.”   ’ Wait for the pot to dry before drinking scotch from it. Why are you having sex with the pottery shop owner?Via Happy Place

The most inappropriate, bizarre, or borderline hostile Father’s Day promotions.

All dad wants is for his kids to realize he’s a sexual human being in need of warming oils and stay-hard lube. With promos like these, that crappy bottle of cologne you buy Dad every year is smelling better and better. Maybe we gravitate toward boring gifts like after-shave and ties because our dads scare us (and occasionally gross us out) and we don’t want to actually get to know them well enough to find out what they want. Father’s Day promos and gift ideas like these really aren’t helping.   No thanks. We took our dad on a father-son all nude ski weekend for Christmas.   Fatherhood neutered you, Dad. It’s only fair that you neuter the cat.   Mom knows about your secret family. Surprise! You should’a seen your face!   That should read “the man who gave birth to your daddy issues.”   ’ Wait for the pot to dry before drinking scotch from it. Why are you having sex with the pottery shop owner?

Via Happy Place